I have more evidence that my mom thinks I’m completely lousy with the ladies… For those that have followed my blog, you know this isn’t the first time my mom has given me romantic advice.

I came home to hang out in Cupertino for a low key weekend, and on my bed I found the following book: The Five Love Languages (website). Apparently the book is a New York Times Bestseller. The whole book is about “How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate.” I’m starting to think my mom finds me a cold hearted bastard…

If you are having issues “speaking the same language” with the opposite sex, let me know. You are more than welcome to borrow my book.